Bad to worse - webmaster sacked

How can anybody be so useless????

My webmaster - aka "Dad" got ME set up on MySpace so I could hang out with loads of megastars, groovy chicks and launch MY music into the unexpecting world.....

Well he really screwed up this time! Not only was it full of spelling mistales, but he got this website address wrong TWICE and forgot to mention Plant and Elton in MY influences box - Elton was livid - I'm incandescent and Plant is out of it somewhere as usual! It's put MY whole music plans out by 2 days from the very start - I've no chance of getting the Christmas No. 1 now!














So I'm afraid I lost it a bit and beat him around the head for 10 minutes - I'm not usually violent but - well....


















After I'd calmed down I got on the blower and I'm well on the way to having a proper agent and a new webmaster - lookout InternetLand FLOPPY'S COMING!!!

Love and a new hat

Floppy 8-)