Creating my Clone!

Hello everybody! Professor Floppy here - today I am going to prove to you all how clever I really am - and how Professor Floppy really is the leading World expert on cloning - yes it's true - and I have a living clone to prove it - unlike some of those cheating chappies that pulled the wool (!) over everybody's eyes recently!



















It's easy really - you just have to know where to look....














Then you make up a recipe,














Check it all very carefully and always wear a clean white shirt, just like Mr Eccleston.














Then you need to assemble some parts - here are a few I have been working on....














Then carefully get the electrodes ready - note the textbook!














Here we are assembling the parts.....


















Black to negative.....


















Careful with those pliers.....














Finally, with everything assembled it's time to take a deep breath and apply the power......


Whooooooooooooooosh!

Professor Floppy will be revealing WHAT HAPPENED NEXT in his next blog - stay tuned!

Snow fun?

I was staring out of the window the other day, waiting for any cool chicks to pass by and wave at me, when suddenly, all this strange white stuff fell out of the sky...
































Brrrr - it's very cold.


















Oooh! Oooooooooooooooh - tricky stuff this.....














Whoooooooooaaaa!














Splunch! Thank goodness there's nobody around to see me like this.


















There we go - I've got the hang of it now...














What is it? It's cold and wet and doesn't taste of very much? I could make a stuff-Floppy out of it though...


















.. or I could throw one of these stuff-balls at you!















Here it comes!














Splotch! HEY! I AM FLOPPY 007! I'M supposed to win!


















Somebody is going to pay for this! Elton stop it!














Captain Floppy - "I'm just going out - I may be some time...."